The Ocean
I have always wondered why exactly Ocean scented products sell so well. Its probably helps that they don’t actually smell like the ocean. That briny sexual pungency would never sell. Fathers would cringe, knowing all to well what that odour bring about in young boys’ minds. It’s not just a colloquialism that lady’s nether regions are said to resemble in olfactory delight a large salmon or tuna, better suited to a slice of seaweed than to a slice of Grade A Cotton. And really that old saying “there are plenty of fish in the sea” is it to be taken literally from a man’s perspective??? Is your true love a halibut, solitary and introspective? Or an Angelfish, pristine yet queerly salty? Really, the analogy is too much.
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